Werner Herzog is a character played by Paul F. Tompkins who has appeared on the podcast and the TV show. He is known for directing multiple movies and television shows. He routinely discusses his hatred for nature and wants to destroy it before it destroys mankind, and thus is the proud owner of a Humscalade (the left side of a Hummer and the right side of an Escalade welded together; it takes up a street and a half). His favorite movie is Herbie Goes Bananas.