Victor Diamond is a character played by Brendon Small who has appeared on the podcast as well as the TV show. He is a singer planning an all Christmas revue but is unable to finish a single song before passing out. He is from Havana, Cuba, and suffers from Adult Freckle. He is managed by Tiny. The two of them live together in a ramshackle tent in the woods surrounding the Hollywood sign, where they subsist on a diet of cheeseburgers, 67 cent french fries, and a box of Twix candy bars that fell off a truck. His catchphrases include "I can't believe that" and "leave him alone."
