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Traci Reardon
Number of Appearances 15
Played by Lauren Lapkus
First Episode A Spiritual Journey
Latest Episode 2019 Tour, Toronto

Traci Reardon (Twaci Weawdon), or Traci Rearden, is a character played by Lauren Lapkus. She is a junior in high school who lives in Burbank with her deceased grandmother. Her brother worked at the Earwolf studios and told her to hang out with the hopes of getting noticed. She has only one ear; the other ear's cartilage was lost during her birth when she scraped too hard against her mother's vaginal canal. She believes she is as physically fit as she will ever be, but has decided to try to put on 20 pounds in order to get boobs. She is an ear piercer at Claire's Boutique, and has many piercings of her own, including everything on her face and a unibrow made of eyebrow piercings. She recently revealed she has her butt cheeks pierced with a chain linking them together, which causes her to be unable to sit for more than half an hour. She also works at Baskin Robbins 31 Flavors. She went to prom with Scott Aukerman, who picked her up in a stretch Hummer. 

She is definitely NOT an Earwolf intern, although she is "friends" with Marissa Wompler.  

Traci has her own segment called Help Me Rhonda on the Earwolf podcast With Special Guest Lauren Lapkus.

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  • Hates nerds, especially Urkel.
  • She is Lauren Lapkus' boyfriend's sister.
  • Loves improv comics, and thinks they are akin to rockstars.
  • It is mentioned that due to her buttcheek piercing limiting the amount of time she can sit she has only seen one movie, Woody Allen's Blue Jasmine. It was previously mentioned in 210: A Spiritual Journey she has also seen Jumpin' Jack Flash and Snakes on a Plane.
  • She has every IMDb page memorized
  • Has several catchphrases including:
    • That's Gotta Hurt
    • Help Me Rhonda
    • Yeah, Baby
    • My Wife
  • She has a brother who avoids her like the (Black) plague.


List of Appearances
Episode Release Date Other Characters Guests
2019 Tour, Toronto 9.20.19 Brock Lovett, Brantley Aldean, Harland Haywood Paul F. Tompkins, Drew Tarver, Carl Tart
585: Lemons Is the New Black 2.3.19 Allen Woody Matt Walsh, Dhruv Uday Singh
466: Gossip Guy 1.16.17 Ross Geller, Rene Faberge Brendon Walsh, Randy Liedtke
2016 Tour, Sydney 8.28.16 Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber, Calvin Redding Claudia O'Doherty, Paul F. Tompkins, Mike Hanford
2016 Tour, Austin 5.18.16 Al A. Peterson, Archie Butts Paul F. Tompkins, Mike Hanford
2016 Tour, Philadelphia 5.8.16 JW Stillwater Michelle Biloon, Paul F. Tompkins
375: Wompler's REAL 17th B-Day Womptacular 9.14.15 Marissa Wompler, Miss Listler, Seth Wompler, Eric "Gutterballs" Gutterman, Dabney, Kareem, Dr. Lionel Drioche, Queth Wompler Jessica St. Clair, Lennon Parham, Jason Mantzoukas, Brian Huskey, Seth Morris
Live from Festival Supreme 2014 10.25.14 El Chupacabra (intro) Adam Scott, Zach Galifianakis, Nick Kroll (intro)
304: Marissa Wompler's Six Flags Birthday Womptacular 8.11.14 Marissa Wompler, Miss ListlerSeth WomplerEric "Gutterballs" GuttermanDanielle BartiromoKimmy, Katie WongDabney, KareemLiz MathersDon DiMello, Philippe Meloco Jessica St. Clair, Lennon ParhamJason Mantzoukas Brian Huskey, Melissa RauchAndy Daly
295: I Turned It on for the Dog Penis 6.19.14 Alex Anfanger, Dan Schimpf
283: The 5th Anniversary Show! 4.28.14 Marissa Wompler, Miss Listler, The Bachelor Brothers, Mike the Janitor, Mattilda Besserina Smith Jessica St. Clair, Lennon Parham, Jason Mantzoukas, Paul Rust, Neil Campbell, Paul F. Tompkins, Matt Besser
279: Reverse April Fools  3.31.14 Qthor Patton Oswalt, Will Hines
265: LIVE from RIOT LA 1.16.14 JW Stillwater Harris WittelsPaul F. Tompkins
218: The 4th Anniversary Extravaganza! 5.6.13 Marissa WomplerMike the Janitor, The Bachelor Brothers Jason Mantzoukas, Paul Rust, Neil Campbell, David WainJessica St. ClairPaul F. Tompkins
210: A Spiritual Journey 3.25.13 Shelby Orangina Adam BrodyJoe Wengert