The Chief is a character played by Carl Tart. She is a private detective in search of international master thief Carmen Sandiego and sole owner of Acme Industries. Though she says that she's only interested in catching Ms. Sandiego because she's a criminal, she seems to harbor sexual feelings for her. She has said she wants to disrobe Carmen Sandiego and see her supple breasts. She seems to think all countries are islands, except Japan.
Her sister is B.Q. The two were separated and switched at birth, despite being two years apart in age. Bone Queef claims that their last name is St. Gynecologist, but The Chief denies this claiming that she didn't take that name.