The Chief
Number of Appearances 9
Played by Carl Tart
First Episode Quiznos What QuizDid
Latest Episode 2019 Tour, Washington D.C.

The Chief is a character played by Carl Tart. She is a private detective in search of international master thief Carmen Sandiego and sole owner of Acme Industries. Though she says that she's only interested in catching Ms. Sandiego because she's a criminal, she seems to harbor sexual feelings for her. She has said she wants to disrobe Carmen Sandiego and see her supple breasts. She seems to think all countries are islands, except Japan.

Her sister is B.Q. The two were separated and switched at birth, despite being two years apart in age. Bone Queef claims that their last name is St. Gynecologist, but The Chief denies this claiming that she didn't take that name.

Appearances[edit | edit source]

List of Appearances
Episode Release Date Other Characters Guests
2019 Tour, Washington D.C. 11.12.19 Werner Herzog, Ho Ho the Elf Paul F. Tompkins, Lauren Lapkus
2019 Tour, Seattle 10.24.19 Cal Solomon, Shelton Bung, Dalton Wilcox Paul F. Tompkins, Lauren Lapkus, Andy Daly
2019 Tour, Chicago 9.8.19 Alimony Tony, Big Sue Jason Mantzoukas, Paul F. Tompkins, Lauren Lapkus
599: 10th Anniversary Part 1 4.28.19 Hot Dog, Dalton Wilcox, Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber, Bob Ducca, Todd, Beth, Dash Grabum, Gino Lambardo, Entrée PeeE Neur, Prince Chinedu, Bone Queef, Kiwi Kris, MC Sugar Butt, Lil' Gary, Bjork, Chip Garvey, Gary Urbansky, The Rum Tum Tugger, Charles Manson, Bever Hopox, Chico Hands, Bisby St. Hancock Jason Mantzoukas, Andy Daly, Paul F. Tompkins, Seth Morris, Jon Hamm, Lauren Lapkus, Jessica McKenna, Zach Reino, Jon Gabrus, Ego Nwodim, Zeke Nicholson, Rob Huebel, Thomas Lennon, Matt Besser, Paul Scheer, Tawny Newsome, Madeline Walter, Taran Killam, Paul Brittain, Ryan Gaul
595: Mother's Olive Oil 3.31.19 Mother Demi Adejuyigbe, Alyssa Limperis
Live at Pee Cast Blast 2017 12.10.17 Mike the Janitor, Bone Queef, Waldo, Jennifer Spot Paul F. Tompkins, Zeke Nicholson, Lauren Lapkus, Mary Holland
519: Law O Ver Everything 11.13.17 Bone Queef John Early, Zeke Nicholson
485: The 8th Anniversary Show! 5.1.17 Gino Lambardo, Cake Boss, Garry Marshall, Alan Thicke, Regina Crimp, P'Nut, Bone Queef, Chucky Spliff, John Lennon, Dagmar the Small, Burt & Rauro Riley, Norm Hamer, Ming, Keith Jones, R. Schrift Jon Gabrus, Paul F. Tompkins, Lauren Lapkus, Zeke Nicholson, Mary Holland, Mike Hanford, Jessica McKenna, Tawny Newsome, Tim Baltz, Ryan Gaul, Jeremy Rowley, Drew Tarver, Nick Kroll
469: Quiznos What QuizDid 2.6.17 Dr. Green John Hodgman, Zeke Nicholson
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