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The Chief
Number of Appearances 17
Played by Carl Tart
First Episode Quiznos What QuizDid
Latest Episode 2024 Tour, Austin


The Chief is a character played by Carl Tart. She is a private detective in search of international master thief Carmen Sandiego and sole owner of Acme Industries. Though she says that she's only interested in catching Ms. Sandiego because she's a criminal, she seems to harbor sexual feelings for her. She has said she wants to disrobe Carmen Sandiego and see her supple breasts. She seems to think all countries are islands, except Japan.

Her sister is B.Q. The two were separated and switched at birth, despite being two years apart in age. Bone Queef claims that their last name is St. Gynecologist, but The Chief denies this, claiming that she didn't take that name.

Appearances[]

List of Appearances
Episode Release Date Other Characters Guests
2024 Tour, Austin 7.25.24 Jim Jansevoort, Joanna Gaines, Chet Brothers Paul F. Tompkins, Lily Sullivan, Ryan Gaul
2024 Tour, Philadelphia 6.15.24 Mayor Junius Bobbledoonary, Bethany Waterbottle Doug Benson, Paul F. Tompkins, Lisa Gilroy
810: The 14th Anniversary Show! 4.30.23 Hot Dog, Fred Guinness, Shimmy, Dagmar the Small, Rudi North, Clam and Pearl, Bicky, Harry Footman, Snake Eyes, Anniversary Man the Demon, Bill Walton Jason Mantzoukas, Andy Daly, Paul F. Tompkins, Jessica McKenna, Shaun Diston, Drew Tarver, Lisa Gilroy, Lily Sullivan, Tim Baltz, Will Hines, Dan Lippert
807: Live at Largo 4.23.23 Drew L. Barrymore, Dalton Wilcox, Randy Snutz, Francesca Bolognese, Dr. Sweetchat the Small Talk Robot Jason Mantzoukas, Paul F. Tompkins, Andy Daly, Tim Baltz, Lily Sullivan, Gil Ozeri
2022 Tour, Portland Pt. 2 8.11.22 Spike and Ike Minksalmon, Pastor Pasta Paul F. Tompkins, Drew Tarver, Ego Nwodim
2022 Tour, Minneapolis 8.1.22 Cake Boss, Tierna Smarg, Weed Seinfeld Paul F. Tompkins, Tawny Newsome, Casey Feigh
737: 2021 Holiday Spectacular 12.12.21 Mike the Janitor, Mike Ruby, Randy Snutz, Dagmar the Small, Bennett Quints, Michael Lindsay-Hogg, Crapy the Reindeer, Albert Roe Paul F. Tompkins, Shaun Diston, Tim Baltz, Jessica McKenna, Will Hines, Dan Lippert, Mary Holland, Matt Apodaca
686: 2020 Holiday Spectacular 12.13.20 Santa Claus, August Lindt, Gino Lambardo, Ho Ho the Elf, The Kid Who Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, Nookie, Tootie, Sprague The Whisperer, Frankenstein Jason Mantzoukas, Paul F. Tompkins, Andy Daly, Jon Gabrus, Lauren Lapkus, Ego Nwodim, Lily Sullivan, Tim Baltz, Shaun Diston, Dan Lippert
2019 Tour, Washington D.C. 11.12.19 Werner Herzog, Ho Ho the Elf Paul F. Tompkins, Lauren Lapkus
2019 Tour, Seattle 10.24.19 Cal Solomon, Shelton Bung, Dalton Wilcox Paul F. Tompkins, Lauren Lapkus, Andy Daly
2019 Tour, Chicago 9.8.19 Alimony Tony, Big Sue Jason Mantzoukas, Paul F. Tompkins, Lauren Lapkus
599: 10th Anniversary Part 1 4.28.19 Hot Dog, Dalton Wilcox, Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber, Bob Ducca, Todd, Beth, Dash Grabum, Gino Lambardo, Entrée PeeE Neur, Prince Chinedu, Bone Queef, Kiwi Kris, MC Sugar Butt, Lil' Gary, Bjork, Chip Garvey, Gary Urbansky, The Rum Tum Tugger, Charles Manson, Bever Hopox, Chico Hands, Bisby St. Hancock Jason Mantzoukas, Andy Daly, Paul F. Tompkins, Seth Morris, Jon Hamm, Lauren Lapkus, Jessica McKenna, Zach Reino, Jon Gabrus, Ego Nwodim, Zeke Nicholson, Rob Huebel, Thomas Lennon, Matt Besser, Paul Scheer, Tawny Newsome, Madeline Walter, Taran Killam, Paul Brittain, Ryan Gaul
595: Mother's Olive Oil 3.31.19 Mother Demi Adejuyigbe, Alyssa Limperis
Live at Pee Cast Blast 2017 12.10.17 Mike the Janitor, Bone Queef, Waldo, Jennifer Spot Paul F. Tompkins, Zeke Nicholson, Lauren Lapkus, Mary Holland
519: Law O Ver Everything 11.13.17 Bone Queef John Early, Zeke Nicholson
485: The 8th Anniversary Show! 5.1.17 Gino Lambardo, Cake Boss, Garry Marshall, Alan Thicke, Regina Crimp, P'Nut, Bone Queef, Chucky Spliff, John Lennon, Dagmar the Small, Burt & Rauro Riley, Norm Hamer, Ming, Keith Jones, R. Schrift Jon Gabrus, Paul F. Tompkins, Lauren Lapkus, Zeke Nicholson, Mary Holland, Mike Hanford, Jessica McKenna, Tawny Newsome, Tim Baltz, Ryan Gaul, Jeremy Rowley, Drew Tarver, Nick Kroll
469: Quiznos What QuizDid 2.6.17 Dr. Green John Hodgman, Zeke Nicholson