I can't believe this still needs to be said, but please do not hit the horse when the show is in motion. "New No-Nos" is episode 167 of Comedy Bang! Bang! Hosted by the Choctaw, it stars guests Marissa Wompler (Jessica St. Clair), Paul Rust, and Jerrod Carmichael. "New No-Nos" was released on July 16, 2012.
Earwolf Synopsis[]
Intern Marissa Wompler, fear-based comic Jerrod Carmichael, and controversial comedian Paul Rust join Scott in a riveting discussion of penis pencils, politics, and a game of Would You Rather. New No-No: If you’re going to listen to this podcast, then guess what! We get to make you laugh. That’s what you get for listening! Who’s laughing now? You are!
New No-Nos[]
Paul rust is variously cheesed, ticked and miffed in his new segment:
- New no-no! If you have a baby and it starts crying, we have permission to make that baby fly the plane.
- New no-no! If I have to wait 30 minutes for my coffee, then I should be allowed to take 30 minutes to drink it.
- New no-no! Goldilocks and the 3 bears not an appropriate bedtime story right? Scary, too scary... uh what happened to goodnight moon!
Would You Rather[]
Would you rather have a bathroom radar which makes you aware of when everyone around you needs the bathroom OR work in a restraunt in which twice a day you chop your fingers off and they're served in fancy meals?
Jerrod and Marissa vote for the first scenario, not realizing they have to cut their legs off everyday ("That's why you ask the questions"). Paul votes for cutting off his fingers, because he already has enough beeps to put up with.
Jerrod is declared the winner, but he laughs and is docked points making Marissa the winner.
List of Recurring Jokes[]
- Catchphrase suggestion: Leland Rodriguez
- Manchanical Pencil