No, no, Erin! Her legs are fine, but the other girl's legs make hers look like garbage. "New Dad" is episode 239 of Comedy Bang! Bang! Hosted by Scott Aukerman, it stars guests Jay Mohr and Scott's neighbor, a new dad (Matt Besser). "New Dad" was released August 19, 2013.
Earwolf Synopsis[]
SNL alum and Mohr Stories host Jay Mohr makes his first appearance on today’s Comedy Bang! Bang! After a discussion on the central time zone, Scott’s neighbor drops by to tell us all about being a new dad and how to keep a baby happy. Plus, a life changing game of Would You Rather!
Summary[]
Jay and Scott discuss the reasoning behind the central time zone and Daylight Saving Time and the origins of the phrase "hot off the presses." Scott's neighbor, a new dad, drops in to impart his new wisdom and share his daughter's birth story. Jay understands, as he is a father himself, and Scott simply doesn't because he doesn't have any kids.
Would You Rather[]
Would you rather clone yourself every time you fart OR have to restart your life under an assumed name every time you see a celebrity in person?
Jay Mohr is declared the winner.
List of Recurring Jokes[]
- Catchphrase suggestion: GrantOhMy
- CBB Weather Report: Looking like a little wind but the haze has burned off and it is a hot one.
- This episode was recorded during Hollywood mid-afternoons.
- Scott references "pulled Bjork sandwich."