Monster Muscles
Episode 293
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Release date June 12, 2014
Hosted by Scott Aukerman
Guests Jon Gabrus
Phil Lord
Chris Miller
Eugene Cordero
Characters Gino Lambardo
R.J. Rise
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Clean your ween with a carrot peeler, for I am the devil's son! Smiley face. "Monster Muscles" is episode 293 of Comedy Bang! Bang! Hosted by Scott Aukerman, it stars guests Gino Lambardo (Jon Gabrus), Phil LordChris Miller, and R.J. Rise (Eugene Cordero). "Monster Muscles" was released on June 12, 2014.

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Earwolf SynopsisEdit

21 and 22 Jump Street directors Phil Lord & Chris Miller join Scott & intern Gino Lambardo for special emergency bonus episode of Comedy Bing Bong! We’ll get into Lord & Miller’s career from Clone High to The Lego Movie, find out how a sequel to 21 Jump Street came to be, and hear a xclusy on their new project. Later, Scott’s new personal trainer R.J. Rise runs into the studio to give everyone tips on how to get some monster muscles. Plus, everyone shines in a game of Riddle Me This!

Riddle Me ThisEdit

In an open vote, they decide to move around the table clockwise.

Chris asks "What has four ears and no nose?" Scott guesses "Two television sets." Phil guesses "Two bears making out so much that their noses have been ingested in one another's mouths." R.J. guesses "A man who's working out who wants his shoulders to be as big as ears and get rid of his nose or it's just four pieces of corn, right?" Gino guesses "Four ears of corn." Gino wins this round.

Scott asks "What lifts yet never tires, but travels, however does not go far?" Phil guesses "R.J. Rise." R.J guesses "Midas." Gino guesses "An elevator in a two floor flat in England." Chris guesses "The inserts on R.J. Rise's shoes from when he was 4'7"." Gino wins this round.

Phil asks "What walks before it sees, and sees before it walks?" R.J. guesses "An Asian frying pan." Gino guesses "A Jones Beach lifeguard." Chris guesses "A centipede biting its own tail." Scott guesses "Baby New Year." 

Gino wins the game.

List of Recurring JokesEdit

  • Catchprase suggestion: KevinZero
  • Scott mentions the movie where people thought a train coming towards them would come out of the screen.
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