Marissa Wompler (born August 10, 1996) is a character played by Jessica St. Clair. She was an occasional intern for Comedy Bang! Bang! (whenever she showed up), but as of 396: The Intern Challenge she is no longer an intern. She has a tendency to talk too loudly into the mic. She has been described as being shaped like a pyramid or upside down muffin, has slight alopecia from the neck up, nipple pubes, inverted nipples, and "fur shorts."
Her favorite food is the "DiGiorno Sandwich", a recipe she came up with herself comprised of two DiGiorno Pizzas with cream cheese spread between them which is then folded up into a taco and eaten in one sitting entirely by Marissa herself.
Describes herself as "Grimace meets the pyramids meets upside down blueberry muffin.”
Marissa is nearly always accompanied by her teacher, and leader of the STARS program (unofficially), Miss Listler.
She was an intern at Earwolf, although she rarely came into work.
She enjoys performing monologues, such as the one by Annette Bening in An American President and the monologue from Tyler Perry's For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow is Enuf.
Her inspirations include Kathy Ireland, Bruce Springsteen, and Patti Scialfa.
She once held a solo production of Brigadoon in the lobby of the school theatre where Pippin was being performed.