Marissa Wompler (born August 10, 1996) is a character played by Jessica St. Clair. She was an occasional intern for Comedy Bang! Bang! (whenever she showed up), but as of 396: The Intern Challenge she is no longer an intern. She has a tendency to talk too loudly into the mic. She has been described as being shaped like a pyramid or upside down muffin, has slight alopecia from the neck up, nipple pubes, inverted nipples, and "fur shorts."
She is the co-host, along with
Miss Listler, of her own podcast on the Earwolf network WOMP It Up! with Wompler + Listler and the Earwolf Presents episode
The Christmas Womptacular.
She has also been a guest on
part of Eye On Theatre with Don DiMello,
The Andy Daly Podcast Pilot Project.
Splitsider has written up a handy guide to "the Wompler-verse" here:
The Wompler Files.
"Womp it up!"
"Womp up the jamz!"
"At any rate..."
"Come on, man."
Her favorite food is the "DiGiorno Sandwich", a recipe she came up with herself comprised of two DiGiorno Pizzas with cream cheese spread between them which is then folded up into a taco and eaten in one sitting entirely by Marissa herself.
Describes herself as "Grimace meets the pyramids meets upside down blueberry muffin.”
Marissa is nearly always accompanied by her teacher, and leader of the STARS program (unofficially), Miss Listler.
Her step-father is Seth Wompler and her mother is Diane.
She was formerly in a relationship with Eric "Gutterballs" Gutterman.
Mentored by Don DiMello.
She was an intern at Earwolf, although she rarely came into work.
She enjoys performing monologues, such as the one by Annette Bening in An American President and the monologue from Tyler Perry's For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow is Enuf.
Her inspirations include Kathy Ireland, Bruce Springsteen, and Patti Scialfa.
She once held a solo production of Brigadoon in the lobby of the school theatre where Pippin was being performed.
List of Appearances
599.5: 10th Anniversary Part 2 4.28.19
Joey Tortellini, Fabrice Fabrice, Martin Sheffield Lickly, Ernie Bread, Mr. Bread, Mama Bread, Fourvel, Batman, Eugenia Wobbles, Mall McCartney, Rudi North, Judy North, John Lennon, Randy Useless, Captain Moustache, Miss Listler, Jesse Ventura, Huell Howser
Thomas Middleditch, Adam Scott, Chelsea Peretti, Nick Kroll, Drew Tarver, Weird Al Yankovic, Paul Rust, Neil Campbell, Bobby Moynihan, Mary Holland, Horatio Sanz, Ben Schwartz, Jon Daly, Shaun Diston, Mike Hanford, Will Hines, Brendon Small, Lennon Parham, James Adomian
549: Prom Womptacular 6.3.18
Miss Listler, Seth Wompler, Vance H., C.S. Steers, Dabney Coleperson
Lennon Parham, Brian Huskey, Paul Scheer
492: Dashiki Fever 6.19.17
Live from Vulture Fest 2017 5.20.17
Al A. Peterson, Big Sue, Miss Listler, George Burns, Gracie Allen, Frederick Rogers, Kenneth Rogers
Paul F. Tompkins, Lauren Lapkus, Lennon Parham, Anthony Atamanuik, John Gemberling, Ryan Gaul, Drew Tarver
396: The Intern Challenge 1.21.16
Rob Huebel, Jon Gabrus
392: The Holiday Womptacular 12.17.15
Miss Listler, Seth Wompler, Eric "Gutterballs" Gutterman, Dabney, Dr. Lionel Drioche, Ms. Anderson, Barbra Streisand, Rhonda DeLuce, Matt Yanni
Lennon Parham, Jason Mantzoukas, Brian Huskey, Seth Morris, Danielle Schneider, Jon Daly
375: Wompler's REAL 17th B-Day Womptacular 9.14.15
Miss Listler, Traci Reardon, Seth Wompler, Eric "Gutterballs" Gutterman, Dabney, Kareem, Dr. Lionel Drioche, Queth Wompler
Lennon Parham, Jason Mantzoukas, Lauren Lapkus, Brian Huskey, Seth Morris
304: Marissa Wompler’s Six Flags Birthday Womptacular 8.11.14
Miss Listler, Traci Reardon, Seth Wompler, Eric "Gutterballs" Gutterman, Danielle Bartiromo, Kimmy, Katie Wong, Dabney, Philippe Meloco, Kareem, Liz Mathers, Don DiMello
Lennon Parham, Jason Mantzoukas, Lauren Lapkus, Brian Huskey, Melissa Rauch, Andy Daly
294: Honk Shoo 6.16.14
Ian Edwards, Brendon Small
283: The 5th Anniversary Show! 4.28.14
Mike the Janitor, Miss Listler, Traci Reardon, The Bachelor Brothers, Mattilda Besserina Smith
Paul F. Tompkins, Jessica St. Clair, Lennon Parham, Jason Mantzoukas, Lauren Lapkus, Paul Rust, Neil Campbell, Matt Besser
282: Wompster's University 4.21.14
238: Marissa Wompler's Birthday Pool Party Live 8.12.13
Eric "Gutterballs" Gutterman, Miss Listler, Kimmy, Kareem, Seth Wompler, Danielle Bartiromo, Katie Wong
Lennon Parham, Jason Mantzoukas, Brian Huskey, Melissa Rauch
220: 4 PayDays & a Baby 5.20.13
218: The 4th Anniversary Extravaganza! 5.6.13
Traci Reardon, Mike the Janitor, The Bachelor Brothers
Jason Mantzoukas, David Wain, Paul Rust, Neil Campbell, Lauren Lapkus, Paul F. Tompkins
188: Attack of the Shits 11.26.12
Judd Apatow, Graham Parker
178: Motor Boating Around Town 10.1.12
167: New No-Nos 7.18.12
Paul Rust, Jerrod Carmichael
156: Anniversary Party! 4.30.12
Christopher Hitchens, El Chupacabra, Cake Boss
St. Vincent, Zach Galifianakis, Harris Wittels, Brett Gelman, James Adomian, Nick Kroll, Paul F. Tompkins
154: Finger Guns 4.16.12
116: When I Go to Queens.. 8.1.11
92: How's Your Boner? 2.13.11
60: Now Hiring Interns! 7.3.10
Flavio the Greek
Donald Glover, Brendon Walsh