Marissa Wompler
Number of Appearances 22
Played by Jessica St. Clair
First Episode Now Hiring Interns!
Latest Episode 10th Anniversary Part 2

Marissa Wompler (born August 10, 1996) is a character played by Jessica St. Clair. She was an occasional intern for Comedy Bang! Bang! (whenever she showed up), but as of 396: The Intern Challenge she is no longer an intern.  She has a tendency to talk too loudly into the mic. She is described as being shaped like a pyramid or upside down muffin, has slight alopecia from the neck up, nipple pubes, inverted nipples, and "fur shorts."

She is the co-host, along with Miss Listler, of her own podcast on the Earwolf network WOMP It Up! with Wompler + Listler and the Earwolf Presents episode The Christmas Womptacular.

She has also been a guest on Eye On Theatre with Don DiMello, part of The Andy Daly Podcast Pilot Project.

Splitsider has written up a handy guide to "the Wompler-verse" here: The Wompler Files.

Catchphrases/References[edit | edit source]

  • "Womp it up!"
  • "Womp up the jamz!"
  • "Move on dot org"
  • "Man-chanical pencil"
  • "Not interested!"
  • "At any rate..."
  • "Come on, man."

Facts/Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Her favorite food is the "DiGiorno Sandwich", a recipe she came up with herself comprised of two DiGiorno Pizzas with cream cheese spread between them which is then folded up into a taco and eaten in one sitting entirely by Marissa herself.
  • Describes her physical appearance as "Grimace meets the pyramids meets upside down blueberry muffin.”
  • Marissa is nearly always accompanied by her teacher, and leader of the STARS program (unofficially), Miss Listler.
  • Her step-father is Seth Wompler and her mother is named Diane.
  • She was formerly in a relationship with Eric "Gutterballs" Gutterman.
  • She was mentored by Don DiMello.
  • She was an intern at Earwolf, although she rarely came into work.
  • She enjoys performing monologues, such as the one by Annette Bening in An American President and the monologue from Tyler Perry's For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow is Enuf.
  • Her inspirations include Kathy Ireland, Bruce Springsteen, and Patti Scialfa.
  • She once held a solo production of Brigadoon in the lobby of the school theatre where Pippin was being performed.

Appearances[edit | edit source]

List of Appearances
Episode Release Date Other Characters Guests
599.5: 10th Anniversary Part 2 via telephone 4.28.19 Joey Tortellini, Fabrice Fabrice, Martin Sheffield Lickly, Ernie Bread, Mr. Bread, Mama Bread, Fourvel, Batman, Eugenia Wobbles, Mall McCartney, Rudi North, Judy North, John Lennon, Randy Useless, Captain Moustache, Miss Listler, Jesse Ventura, Huell Howser Thomas Middleditch, Adam Scott, Chelsea Peretti, Nick Kroll, Drew Tarver, Weird Al Yankovic, Paul Rust, Neil Campbell, Bobby Moynihan, Mary Holland, Horatio Sanz, Ben Schwartz, Jon Daly, Shaun Diston, Mike Hanford, Will Hines, Brendon Small, Lennon Parham, James Adomian
549: Prom Womptacular 6.3.18 Miss Listler, Seth Wompler, Vance H., C.S. Steers, Dabney Coleperson Lennon Parham, Brian Huskey, Paul Scheer
492: Dashiki Fever 6.19.17 Miss Listler Lennon Parham
Live from Vulture Fest 2017 5.20.17 Al A. Peterson, Big Sue, Miss Listler, George Burns, Gracie Allen, Frederick Rogers, Kenneth Rogers Paul F. Tompkins, Lauren Lapkus, Lennon Parham, Anthony Atamanuik, John Gemberling, Ryan Gaul, Drew Tarver
396: The Intern Challenge 1.21.16 Gino Lambardo Rob Huebel, Jon Gabrus
392: The Holiday Womptacular 12.17.15 Miss Listler, Seth Wompler, Eric "Gutterballs" Gutterman, Dabney, Dr. Lionel Drioche, Ms. Anderson, Barbra Streisand, Rhonda DeLuce, Matt Yanni Lennon Parham, Jason Mantzoukas, Brian Huskey, Seth Morris, Danielle Schneider, Jon Daly
375: Wompler's REAL 17th B-Day Womptacular 9.14.15 Miss Listler, Traci Reardon, Seth Wompler, Eric "Gutterballs" Gutterman, Dabney, Kareem, Dr. Lionel Drioche, Queth Wompler Lennon Parham, Jason Mantzoukas, Lauren Lapkus, Brian Huskey, Seth Morris
304: Marissa Wompler’s Six Flags Birthday Womptacular 8.11.14 Miss ListlerTraci ReardonSeth WomplerEric "Gutterballs" GuttermanDanielle BartiromoKimmy,  Katie WongDabney, Philippe Meloco, KareemLiz MathersDon DiMello Lennon ParhamJason MantzoukasLauren Lapkus,  Brian Huskey, Melissa RauchAndy Daly
294: Honk Shoo 6.16.14 Bernie Fretts Ian Edwards, Brendon Small
283: The 5th Anniversary Show! 4.28.14 Mike the Janitor, Miss Listler, Traci Reardon, The Bachelor Brothers, Mattilda Besserina Smith Paul F. Tompkins, Jessica St. Clair, Lennon Parham, Jason Mantzoukas, Lauren Lapkus, Paul Rust, Neil Campbell, Matt Besser
282: Wompster's University 4.21.14 Miss Listler Lennon Parham
238: Marissa Wompler's Birthday Pool Party Live 8.12.13

Eric "Gutterballs" Gutterman, Miss Listler, Kimmy, Kareem, Seth Wompler, Danielle Bartiromo, Katie Wong

Lennon ParhamJason MantzoukasBrian HuskeyMelissa Rauch
220: 4 PayDays & a Baby 5.20.13 Miss Listler Lennon Parham
218: The 4th Anniversary Extravaganza! 5.6.13 Traci ReardonMike the Janitor, The Bachelor Brothers Jason MantzoukasDavid WainPaul Rust, Neil CampbellLauren LapkusPaul F. Tompkins
188: Attack of the Shits 11.26.12 Judd Apatow, Graham Parker
178: Motor Boating Around Town 10.1.12 Rob Corddry
167: New No-Nos 7.18.12 Paul Rust, Jerrod Carmichael
156: Anniversary Party! 4.30.12 Christopher Hitchens, El ChupacabraCake Boss St. VincentZach Galifianakis, Harris Wittels, Brett GelmanJames AdomianNick KrollPaul F. Tompkins
154: Finger Guns 4.16.12 Miss Listler Lennon Parham
116: When I Go to Queens.. 8.1.11 Todd Glass
92: How's Your Boner? 2.13.11 Andy Richter
60: Now Hiring Interns! 7.3.10 Flavio the Greek Donald GloverBrendon Walsh
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