| Logan Conley | |
|---|---|
| Number of Appearances | 1 |
| Played by | Neil Campbell |
| First Episode | 2014 Holiday Spectacular |
| Latest Episode | Unknown
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Logan Conley is a character played by Neil Campbell. He is a local news editor. He never said he wasn't a little bitch.
Logan Conley's Broadcasting Rules[]
These are the broadcasting rules at the news station KPUS, as described by Logan Conley.
1. If it bleeds, it leads.
2. If it swallows, it follows.
3. If it's a turd, it's third.
4. If it's about the man from the North, that story is fourth. (Disclaimer: stories about Ho Ho are a no-no)
5. Stories about Mordor go fifth in the or-dor.
6. If it's about chicks or dicks, then man alive, it's one after five.
7. If Jesus (you know Jesus, right? That old Capricorn?) returns from heaven, that's story number seven.
General rule: If you're doing a story about a dog, I want a shot of it on a log.
Appearances[]
| Episode | Release Date | Other Characters | Guests |
|---|---|---|---|
| 326: 2014 Holiday Spectacular | 12.15.14 | Ian Fleming, Len Wiseman, Victor Diamond, Tiny, Ho Ho the Elf, Bjork | Aimee Mann, Ted Leo, Paul F. Tompkins, Brendon Small, James Adomian, Lauren Lapkus, Matt Besser, Neil Campbell, Matt Gourley |