| Judge Heaux Brown | |
|---|---|
| Number of Appearances | 2 |
| Played by | Ego Nwodim |
| First Episode | Are You a Heaux? |
| Latest Episode | 2019 Tour, New Haven
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Judge Heaux Brown is a character played by Ego Nwodim. He is a self-described judge who lives in Central Park and has big titties. He rules on whether or not people are hos. He wears a graduation robe, unless it is summer, in which case he wears shorts. He only accepts payments in bitcoints. He seems to believe Scott's name is John.
Ho-ness is determined by the following criteria:
- How many times one has orgasmed
- Age
- That's it
Appearances[]
| Episode | Release Date | Other Characters | Guests |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2019 Tour, New Haven | 8.23.19 | Gino Lambardo, Tony and Lucille Restaurantino | Jon Gabrus, Paul F. Tompkins, Lauren Lapkus |
| 607: Are You a Heaux? | 6.23.19 | Icky Spice | Beth Stelling, Betsy Sodaro |