Joey Tortellini
Number of Appearances 3
Played by Thomas Middleditch
First Episode A Silicon Valley P-Cast
Latest Episode Tattoos Clues


Joey Tortellini is a character played by Thomas Middleditch. "Joey Tortellini tells it how it is." He is originally from the Sudan (though he doesn't sound like it), has a Hitler mustache, and is unemployed. In spite of his unemployment, he manages to DJ in Vegas every weekend for $70,000 minimum a show, has won 222 lotteries (every lottery for which he has bought a ticket, most of which were mega-jackpots), and is a very skilled amateur pediatrician. He was a general in the Sudanese Government's military and may be guilty of a few war misdemeanors. Though he is 0% an astronaut, he has recently deployed a Kickstarter to raise money to pay NASA to send him to Mars and/or the Moon, which he claims is the only method by which to visit Mars and/or the Moon and have the voyage be considered completely official. He may have also bought NASA, though this is an issue of contention amongst some scholars.

Appearances[edit | edit source]

List of Appearances
Episode Release Date Other Characters Guests
630: Tattoos Clues 12.1.19 Gino Lambardo, Chauncey Pippins Jon Gabrus
599.5: 10th Anniversary Part 2 4.28.19 Fabrice Fabrice, Martin Sheffield Lickly, Ernie Bread, Mr. Bread, Mama Bread, Fourvel, Batman, Eugenia Wobbles, Mall McCartney, Rudi North, Judy North, John Lennon, Randy Useless, Captain Moustache, Marissa Wompler, Miss Listler, Jesse Ventura, Huell Howser Adam Scott, Chelsea Peretti, Nick Kroll, Drew Tarver, Weird Al Yankovic, Paul Rust, Neil Campbell, Bobby Moynihan, Mary Holland, Horatio Sanz, Ben Schwartz, Jon Daly, Shaun Diston, Mike Hanford, Will Hines, Brendon Small, Jessica St. Clair, Lennon Parham, James Adomian
342: A Silicon Valley P-Cast 3.30.15 Jarles Kumail Nanjiani, Martin Starr, Paul F. Tompkins
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