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I Turned It On For The Dog Penis
Episode 295
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Release date June 19, 2014
Hosted by Scott Aukerman
Guests Alex Anfanger

Dan Schimpf
Lauren Lapkus

Characters Traci Rearden
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Warm buns, juicy beef, special sauce. . . dems be my dance moves. "I Turned It On For The Dog Penis" is episode 295 of Comedy Bang! Bang! Hosted by Scott Aukerman, it stars guests Alex Anfanger, Dan Schimpf, and Traci Rearden (Lauren Lapkus). "I Turned It On For The Dog Penis" was released on June 19, 2014.

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Earwolf Synopsis[]

The impresarios behind the hit web-series “Next Time on Lonny,” Alex Anfanger & Dan Schimpf are here along with today’s co-host Traci Rearden on a bonus Comedy Bing Bong! We’ll hear about the new season of Next Time on Lonny, the process behind Alex & Dan’s choose your own adventure episode, the first time they met at NYU many years ago, and catch up with Traci’s life & dreams. Plus, everyone checks out an insane dog video during a game of Riddle Me This!

Riddle Me This[]

Traci asks "What's pink and brown and covered in string?" Dan guesses "A stripper." Alex guesses "This dog penis that I have in my phone." Scott guesses "Liberace's piano." Alex is declared the winner of this round.

Dan asks "What is white and doesn't matter?" Alex guesses "John Boehner." Scott guesses "The universe before the Big Bang." Traci guesses "A ghost with low self-esteem." Traci is declared the winner of this round. 

Alex asks "What is slick and filled with happiness?" Scott guesses "Rick the day he got his first gold record." Traci guesses "A kitten that just got covered in the rain but someone brought it inside." Dan guesses "A dolphin in the Gulf of Mexico after the BP oil spill." Dan is declared the winner of this round.

Scott asks "What is blue and white and exhausted?" Traci guesses "The whale that ate Pinocchio after he got Pinocchio out." Dan guesses "The Cookie Monster." Alex guesses "That dog's penis." Traci is declared the winner of this round.

Traci, with the most points, wins the game.

List of Recurring Jokes[]

  • Catchphrase suggestion: jaymanthegreat
  • It's Been...
  • It's Been Awhile: Scott interjects as Dan and Alex discuss the length of their career together.
  • New Show Names: Comedy Bing Bang/Commie Commie Commie Commie Comedy.