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Happy Valentines Day
Episode 40
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Release date February 12, 2010
Hosted by Scott Aukerman
Guests Doug Benson
Harris Wittels
Paul F. Tompkins
James Adomian
Characters Garry Marshall
Christopher Hitchens
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"Happy Valentines Day" is episode 40 of Comedy Bang! Bang! (then Comedy Death-Ray Radio). Hosted by Scott Aukerman, it stars guests Doug BensonHarris WittelsGarry Marshall (Paul F. Tompkins), and Christopher Hitchens (James Adomian). "Happy Valentines Day" was released on February 12, 2010.

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Earwolf Synopsis[]

Harris Wittels comes to save face after his last appearance, and gets some great tips from comedy legend Doug Benson regarding the jokes he stores in his phone. Notorious grump Christopher Hitchens shows up to let us know why Valentine’s Day, the concept of love, and everything in between are corrupt and terrible. By Valentine’s Day, I mean the holiday not the movie. But the movie is also terrible, as Gary Marshall admits in a call he makes into the show.

Would You Rather?[]

Would you rather eat with your hands for the rest of your life OR eat your hands and then get prosthetics that can hold utensils?

Mr Hitchens has 2 points to everyone elses 0 points after the first scenario, the second scenario is worth 100 points.

Would you rather host the tonight show OR drive an old timey car?

Doug Benson is declared the winner.