An emotional, moving, panoramic account of Jews in America! "Finger Guns" is episode 154 of Comedy Bang! Bang! Hosted by the World Famous Scottabot aka the Choctaw, it stars guests Marissa Wompler (Jessica St. Clair) and Miss Listler (Lennon Parham). "Finger Guns" was released on April 16, 2012.
Earwolf Synopsis[]
With the Spring 2012 semester coming to a close, we are contractually obligated to have our 15 year-old intern Marissa Wompler visit. I cannot reiterate how much this is not our choice, especially now that she’s accompanied by her faculty mentor Miss Listler. We try to make the best of it with the return of Jukebox Jury and a game of What Am I Thinking?, but try as we might we can’t seem to pry Marissa away from her constant need to yell and discuss her changing body. Once again, our apologies.
Summary[]
Scott assures new listeners this show will not be an emotional, moving, panoramic account of Jews in America, that is only a catchphrase. Marissa is introduced and talks about Eric "Gutterballs" Gutterman taking her to the prom. Scott is curious about Marissa's age and confused about her being 15 for two years. Marissa thoroughly explains this anomaly and puts everyone's mind at ease.
Miss Charlotte Listler is introduced as Marissa's teacher. She quickly explains she doesn't usually talk about her sexual history with Marissa but Marissa can infer which dicks she has sat on. Miss Listler calls Scott by his last name. He lets her know he prefers to be called Scott; she asks to be called Miss Listler or just Listler as she was used to when she was in the Marine Corps.