Farts and Procreation 3
Episode 219
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Release date May 13, 2013
Hosted by Scott Aukerman
Guests Adam Scott
Chelsea Peretti
Harris Wittels
Characters Dr. Ping Pong Jones

Jason Vorges
Clark Griswold
Cheri Oteri
Kaslida Andrews
Lord Shitqueef

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What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her? "Farts and Procreation 3" is episode 219 of Comedy Bang! Bang!. Hosted by Scott Aukerman, it stars guests Adam Scott, Harris Wittels, and Chelsea 'Chazz Palminteri' Peretti. "Farts and Procreation 3" was released on May 13, 2013.

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Earwolf SynopsisEdit

2 years ago, a momentous recording occurred in the Earwolf studios. Now, all the participants have returned once more to recreate the magic. You asked for it and it’s finally happening, Adam Scott, Harris Wittels, and Chelsea Peretti are here for the Farts & Pro threequel! You won’t believe the amazing characs that they got for us this time around. Creak, slam, sit and be mesmerized by the Farts Crew!


A brief visit to Harris's Phone Corner starts off the episode. Harris asks, "Who's that dead guy with a dick?" and describes a porn star's zombified dick breaking through the dirt. Other recurring themes in this episode include zombie farts, the differences between wolves and people, and Chelsea proposing she will murder Kulap. Scott references his Woody Allen/Entourage impression. "Creak...slam...sit" is once again used to begin scenes and characters are once again referred to as "characs." Chelsea performs her new character, a wolf stepping on a bramble. Harris and Adam perform some scenes from their Ketchups & Mustards sketch group: waiting for the bus, working in a cannery, fighting against the Jews in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and farting dog-men. Chelsea plays Cheri Oteri and her grandmother of the same name. In the post-apocalyptic wasteland scene Lord Shitqueef is the lord of the darkside. This is his Jewish name, as Christianity is no more; Harris and Adam are trying to eradicate Judiasm because in this scene Jews are bad. In the next scenario Adam is Lord Shitqueef briefly and Harris has started a race of farting dog-men with Rocky Aukerman Scott's Boston Terrier. 

List of Recurring JokesEdit

  • Catchphrase suggestion: Dancingforpowerfulmen
  • Scott demonstrates his Woody Allen/Entourage impression.
  • "Creak...slam...sit."
  • Characters referred to as "characs."


This episode was voted #5 in the Best of 2013.