|Number of Appearances||4|
|Played by||Scott Aukerman|
|First Episode||Marissa Wompler’s Six Flags Birthday Womptacular|
|Latest Episode||Prom Womptacular
Dabney Coleperson is a character played by Scott Aukerman. He is a 97-year-old caricaturist.
He has made an appearance on With Special Guest Lauren Lapkus with his own podcast A Lil' Dab'll Do 'Ya.
Dabney works at Six Flags, where he paints over 8000 caricatures per day. He is able to paint a full and apparently satisfactory caricature in only a few seconds. He is a fan of the USA sitcom Playing House, and the half hour it takes to watch each episode is the only time of the day that he will stop making caricatures.
Dabney has an unplaceable accent, which he attributes to having traveled to all 50 states. As he explains, he picks up a little from wherever he goes.
Dabney is a close friend of Kareem. They interact every Sunday, when Kareem delivers the old chickens to the fast food restaurants at Six Flags. Kareem and Dabney have known each other for thirty years, and each week Dabney has painted a caricature of Kareem as payment for the chickens.
Dabney is described as very tall, and despite his age he is athletic enough to jump directly into a moving log flume.
He is also the Angel of Death, as revealed in 375: Wompler's REAL 17th B-Day Womptacular.