|Number of Appearances||2|
|Played by||Andy Daly|
|First Episode||Halfway to China|
|Latest Episode|| Oh, Golly! You Devil
Cactus Tony has also worked at the Hollywood ArcLight movie theater, giving handjobs or flipping through vaginas. Cactus Tony is known as "The Poet Laureate of the Car Circuit" but has not written any books because of his paper allergy. He has helped several other characters in the past including Andi Callahan.
In Halfway to China Cactus Tony attempts to commit suicide. It is then mentioned in Oh, Golly! You Devil that, while he survived, he is confined to a dirty wheelchair which is made entirely of snake skin, like all of his clothing.
|Episode||Release Date||Other Characters||Guests|
|300: Oh, Golly! You Devil||7.21.14||Jason Mantzoukas|
|200: Halfway to China||2.11.13||Don DiMello||Jason Mantzoukas|