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Cactus Tony
Number of Appearances 2
Played by Andy Daly
First Episode Halfway to China
Latest Episode Oh, Golly! You Devil

Cactus Tony is a character played by Andy Daly. He works with theatrical director Don DiMello, most notably running the daycare during his late night theatrical productions.

Cactus Tony has also worked at the Hollywood ArcLight movie theater, giving handjobs or flipping through vaginas. Cactus Tony is known as "The Poet Laureate of the Car Circuit" but has not written any books because of his paper allergy. He has helped several other characters in the past including Andi Callahan.

Before working for Don DiMello, Cactus Tony was a member of the Croatian Special Forces for one year and fought against the Serbians. He wore a uniform made entirely of snakeskin.

In Halfway to China Cactus Tony attempts to commit suicide. It is then mentioned in Oh, Golly! You Devil that, while he survived, he is confined to a dirty wheelchair which is made entirely of snake skin, like all of his clothing.


List of Appearances
Episode Release Date Other Characters Guests
300: Oh, Golly! You Devil 7.21.14

Chip GardnerDalton WilcoxBill CarterGollyHot DogByron DennistonDon DiMelloPatrick McMahonAndi CallahanClive DundeeAugust LindtDanny MahoneyBen Alterman

Jason Mantzoukas
200: Halfway to China 2.11.13 Don DiMello Jason Mantzoukas