|Release date||April 14, 2014|
|Hosted by||Scott Aukerman|
If you're gonna boomerang on me at least take the clarinet on the way out. "Bro Boarders" is episode 281 of Comedy Bang! Bang! Hosted by Scott Aukerman, it stars guests Matt Walsh, Tim Simons, and XJR& (Walsh). "Bro Boarders" was released on April 14, 2014.
Earwolf Synopsis[edit | edit source]
Let’s turn our gaze away from Los Angeles and move over to Washington D.C. which is where HBO’s Veep takes place and Matt Walsh & first timer Tim Simons are both HBO actors in. They’ll define political terms, describe the accents from their hometowns, and reveal some xclusies about Veep. Plus, a chill boarder by the name of XJR& rolls on in the studio to tell us about his charity. We’re not karate kidding you when we say this is an episode you don’t wanna miss!
Would you rather fart Krazy Glue OR have the song "Goodbye Horses" play everytime you put on Chapstick?
In the scenario where you fart crazy glue you effectively have no discernible butt crack. Scott mentions Traci Rearden's butt crack piercing and XJR& points out "that's funny because her name is Rear."
XJR& is declared the winner.
- Catchphrase Suggestion: temperedpancake
- First Timers Club: Scott welcomes Tim to the first timers clubs, and he and Matt guess it is his 3rd appearance (this is actually his 7th)
- SaturDAY NIGHT Live: Scott says "Day/night? pick one," Tim says "Yeah! This is America".
- Show Names: Comedy Bean Bag
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XJR&: "You gotta be Karate kidding me!"