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Alimony Tony
Number of Appearances 9
Played by Paul F. Tompkins
First Episode Weirdamony Alimony Tony
Latest Episode 2024 Tour, Salt Lake City


Alimony Tony (real name Tony Giacchiarone) is a character played by Paul F. Tompkins. He appeared for the first time on the podcast after Scott read his catchphrase submission at the top of the show. (Luckily, he had been outside in the lobby of Earwolf Studios and overheard, busting into the CBB room saying, "Did somebody mention my name?")

While he loves getting married and has been married dozens of times, more than anything he loves paying alimony. He likes women with brown hair and a body with either a lot of meat and regular-sized bones or little to no meat and big, oversized bones.

He creates song parodies in the vein of Weird Al Yankovic on his YouTube channel. His preferred handle is "Weirdamony Alimony Tony" in lieu of the simpler "Weird Alimony Tony." He is independently wealthy, mostly due to being the son of the woman who invented gaseous paper.

Appearances[]

List of Appearances
Episode Release Date Other Characters Guests
2024 Tour, Salt Lake City 7.23.24 Sabrina Carpenter, Fairleigh Longfellow, Pudge Lily Sullivan, Carl Tart, Ryan Gaul
845: So New York 1.14.24 Maribel, Jonny Cochran, Bridget Jones, Tony Sony, Cher Jake Johnson, Lily Sullivan
2022 Tour, Madison 8.2.22 The Rum Tum Tugger, O. J. Simpson Tawny Newsome, Carl Tart
740: A Bar Mangled Manor 1.16.22 Robby Delmuda, Max the Dog Dave Theune, Toni Charline
679: Popcorn World 10.25.20 Orville Redenbacher Gillian Jacobs, Carl Tart
654: LasSie is Benji 5.11.20 Albert Roe Rhys Darby, Matt Apodaca
637: Moshe Rock, Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber & Jim the Shim 1.26.20 Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber, Dame Judi Dench, Jim the Shim, The Rum Tum Tugger Moshe Kasher, Tawny Newsome
2019 Tour, Chicago 9.8.19 Big Sue, The Chief Jason Mantzoukas, Lauren Lapkus, Carl Tart
584: Weirdamony Alimony Tony 1.27.19 Rupert Sharp John Hodgman, Will Hines